“She said I know you and you cannot sing…

… I said that’s nothing, you should hear me play piano.”

Reading through my comments I noticed that the consensus regarding me reading text on a t-shirt was that it was a woman. This is in fact not the case, as the subject that riled me on that particular day was a Swedish man, mid-40’s with this slogan:

Där finns ingen alkohol i himmel
därför dricker jag allt jag kan nu

(There is no alcohol in heaven
which is why I’m drinking all I can now)

Not even particularly funny as you can see but the look I got whilst reading it was nothing if not venomous!


About Mark S. Deniz

English teacher, writer, editor, publisher, reviewer and blogger. Founder of publishing company, Morrigan Books and imprint, Gilgamesh Press. Also cycles, listens to lots and lots of music, reads a ton of books and tries to fit in some TV, film and writing too. View all posts by Mark S. Deniz

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